I
Do Not Want to Go To Jail!
Most people would do anything to avoid going to
jail. When you’re at court looking at the armed deputy, all you’re thinking
about his how to avoid leaving in the deputy’s shiny, cold handcuffs. Going on
probation for 6 or 12 months seems very tempting, even as the judge is listing
off all of the probation appointments you have to attend (and pay for), the
restrictions on your movement and travel, the constitutional protections you
have to give up, all the community service you have to do, the fines you have
to pay, the drug tests you have to take, and the classes you have to complete
(and pay for as well).
None of that matters in the moment because you do not want to go to jail. You barely
even hear the judge remind you that if you violate anything at any time, if you
get a speeding ticket or simply are late to a drug test, you will be arrested
and go back to jail for up to the entire remainder of your sentence. You think
that probably won’t happen. Even if you do mess up, the judge might give you a
pass just one time. He might even terminate your probation early. You will tell
yourself anything to not go to jail.
Taking
Probation Doesn’t Mean You’re Not Going to Jail
Probation is hard, in fact it can be harder than
jail. The system is designed so that any mistake you make will cause you to go
back to jail just to come out a couple of days or month later back on
probation!
Probation is owned and operated by private companies
that make their money by keeping people on probation. They want you coming in
every month to pay them fines, take the classes they recommend, and pay for your
drug tests.
Probation is a test many can’t win. Probation
officers don’t answer their phones – at all. Ever. If you have a probation appointment,
you must attend it. There is no way to change it without seeing your officer in
person, and he will probably only see you during your pre-scheduled probation
appointment. If you can’t go to your appointment, they will arrest you and you
will go to jail.
If you fall one dollar behind on fines – you go to
jail.
If you are 5 minutes late for a class – you go to
jail.
If you get a ticket – you go to jail.
If you don’t complete every hour of community
service at the super-speed rate your judge requires – you go to jail.
How
Bad is Jail?
If you live in a small county or a county that is
well-funded, jail isn’t always terrible. You get three meals a day, exercise,
and have nothing you have to do. If the prosecution is recommending a couple of
days or weeks in jail, research the jail, and consider taking the offer!
If you are not a citizen of the United States,
please consult with an immigration attorney before completing any criminal case.
Anna Erwin, Esq.
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